- "Daddy, you're going to take a shower because you're really stinky, right?"
- "When we wake up we eat a lovely breakfast and then we have lots of energy."
- "Sorry, Chicken, we're all out of mix party. Maybe you could go to the store and get some." (EDITOR'S NOTE: mix party = party mix! That's right - the salty kind.)
- "First I'll be 88, then I'll be 99, and then I'll be one hundred! And then, when I'm one hundred, I can watch robot movies!"
- "Daddy, does President Obama want me to eat lots of food so that I can be big and strong?"